Day 684

Day 684 of Crab Killing lore took place on December 3, 2017.

Gringo
Femadmin posited that the Australian slang whitefella (spelled in the post "white fulla") is equivalent to the Spanish slang gringo meaning (White) American.

Hail Mary
Femadmin continued the last thread of the previous day by asking how many Hail Mary's she would have to do before people would forgive her for the rather unorthodox choice she made to dye her armpit hair. Pegg responded by saying "infinite", which angered Femadmin.

TurkishAdmin / Femadmin
''Crustacean Genocide redirects here. For the universe for which that is a nickname, see Crab Killing.'' Femadmin posted that she found love on crab killing, referring to her relationship with TurkishAdmin being made "Facebook official". This led to an infamous exchange in the comments where Joey Mann, after ranking social/dating networks Yellow, Tinder and Grindr with rather scathing reviews, gave Crab Killing (calling it "Crustacean genocide") a 100% score citing "hot admin phone secks" [sic]. After an admin denied the allegation of phone sex using red-faced emojis, Mann revealed that TurkishAdmin and Femadmin's sexual tension had been "driving the fandom mad for months". TurkishAdmin asked Mann to tell him who he was and when he [Mann] attempted to reveal his name, it was censored - being replaced with "****** [government secrets removed]"''. TurkishAdmin was rather shocked to find out that Mann knew who he was, despite any external appearance suggesting they should know each other, simply replying "FUCK"''. This led to the theory that Mann is either an admin or that he has some kind of telekinetic or psychic insight into the Crab Killing admins.

Noodles
Admin shared a post from another page called 4chong page that actually posts stuff from halfchan showing a picture of noodles with a hair in it.