Joey Mann

Joey Mann is a groupie. All you really need to know about him is that  HE IS NOT A RACIST!  Countering this world-changing truth will not only get you b& from Crab Killing, but will also likely result in your worthless body magically approaching a wall or assortment of chairs (or both) at high speed.

All jokes aside, Mann has been an active member of the Crab Killing community since November 2017. It has been suggested that Mann knows some of the Admins, since he makes jokes about their personal lives with remarkable accuracy. This included the "hot phone secks" exchange on Day 683, where he accurately predicted that the love FemAdmin found through Crab Killing was TurkishAdmin.