Day 685

Day 685 of Crab Killing lore took place on December 4, 2017.

Duck
Admin posted a low-quality edit of the Duck post from two days before, instead asking if viewers would (depending on how the image is read) suck your own dick for 88 minutes.
 * After Joey Mann told Admin to "suck your duck", he was threatened with being b&.685-bann.png

ASMR
One Admin compared ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) videos to porn, saying that one can watch it for a very long time and not experience a response or fall asleep trying.

Poetry
Admin (believed to be Femadmin) asked fans to support her poetry career. Another admin responded by asking fans to support their Norwegian black metal career. The identity of the second Admin remains the subject of debate.

Admin posted a poem, entitled Have A Nice Day, two days later which sent the fandom into a frenzy over whether or not FemAdmin is real or another Admin pretending to be her.