Day 686

Day 686 of Crab Killing took place on Tuesday the 5th of December, 2017.

Hygiene


Admin brushed his teeth very fast.

Crash
Crash Bandicoot's driver's licence was revoked. Likely because he crashed.

Spongebob
A portrait of Spongebob's parents was posted. For some reason, Mr and Mrs Squarepants were depressed when the picture was taken. Likely because their adult son is stuck working a dead-end job as a cook at a fast food restaurant. They should be happy. Spongebob didn't waste his money on avocados and can afford his own house.

Smoke on the Water
Admin announced that he was gonna fuck your bitch because of his mad guitar skills (he can play the Deep Purple classic Smoke on the Water and you almost certainly can't). Perhaps foreshadowing later events of the day.

Jeremy
A guy named Jeremy was kink-shamed.

Lighter
Admin's lighter died a painful death after being put through the washing machine.

Pad
Femadmin's feminine hygiene pad started shifting and began giving her a makeshift waxing.